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Joke of the Day

"Give a dog a bone and you've made a friend for the day, teach a dog to bone and you'll have friends for life."

"Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund? Because someone once told him to ""Get-a-long-little-doggie"""

"Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe? More doors."

"Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!"

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field."

"Why did the boy call 911 when his father ran a red light? He didn't want to go home early and do his homework!"

"What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing? Nothing."

"To kill a mockingbird should have been titled ""how to kill a mockingbird."" Learn English idiot."

"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing!"

"What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company? Pack-it-stan"