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Joke of the Day

"Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent."

"If the guy behind me stands any closer I'm going to go in for a hug."

"A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless."

"Have you ever eaten a salad, then had a chickpea on your face?"

"Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment? Oxidants happen,"

"I wish the band Journey was a giant human mouth becasue I have a hard-on and they *SUCK*!"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interupti--- MOO!"

"Did you hear about the guy who accidentally took a ride on a dolphin? He's not sure if he did it on porpoise."

"How are condoms like cameras? They capture your special moments."

"I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play Pokemon Go The servers go down on me every day"