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Joke of the Day
"How is an undergraduate degree like a pedophile? A minor makes both of them hard"
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"What's the difference between a manly female and a feminine male? A dick, you moron."
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"How does every Black joke start?... By looking over your shoulder"
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"My grandmother laughed when I said I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. She wasn't laughing when I drove pasta."
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