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Joke of the Day
"I woke up with just my arm in hospital Hospital is a weird name for a dog"
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"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs."
"What's white, hard, and 12 inches long? Nothing."
"Searched for a PI service in my area... Got a delicious apple in the correct geometric shape, but didn't really help me figure out who my wife was cheating on me with..."
"I learned how to count cards so I could hustle idiot 4 year olds out of their juice box when we play Go Fish"
"What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish? A couple of weeks"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick it up and suck his dick"
"I've been driving for 20 years And I still haven't seen any fast children at play"
"My friend's bakery burned down last night Now his business is toast"
"All is fair in drunk and war."