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Joke of the Day
"What's white, hard, and 12 inches long? Nothing."
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"I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter ""y""... ...when I had to type ""analytics"" into the search bar during a presentation at work."
"My dicks like Tinkerbell if you believe hard enough it comes right back up."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? Because she forgot her seatbelt."
"Pretty ugly Sometimes you're pretty, sometimes you're ugly but most of the time you're pretty ugly."
"When I was a child I dreamed of being an old west cowboy. When I grew up I realized they didn't have toilet paper with aloe."
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"I like my coffee like I like my women, Without a penis."
"The fact that we're supposed to reuse a vagina after a mini human has crawled out of it kinda bums me out."
"Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog? DogMa"