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Joke of the Day

"My friend's bakery burned down last night Now his business is toast"

"Dear Board of Education... So are we. - Sincerely, the students"

"Money can't buy happiness... Poverty can't buy *Anything*"

"One great perk about working at a funeral home... I always get to bring flowers home to my wife! (Yes, I actually work at a mortuary. No, I don't do this)"

"I was really into the idea of Salsa dancing, until I learned there are no chips. Or salsa."

"What do you call a cow with no nipples? Udderly pointless"

"What do you with a dying chemist? Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!"

"Apparently certain types of ink can cause cancer I'm starting to get a bit worried, I've been smoking cigarettes wrapped in that stuff for a while now."

"The Only Thing Better Then a Yom Kippur Breakfast is a Yom Kippur Lunch."

"My brother told me he thinks I invade his privacy Well he didn't actually tell me. I read it in his diary."