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Joke of the Day

"Searched for a PI service in my area... Got a delicious apple in the correct geometric shape, but didn't really help me figure out who my wife was cheating on me with..."

"Libertarian Presidential Candidate's new Campaign, inspired by Bernie Sanders. ""Feel the Johnson"""

"When is a door not a door? When its ajar"

"Doctors just told me I have ""stripper lung"" from inhaling too much brass polish & if I go back to ""JIGGLERS"" again I'll die."

"I left my girlfriend because she lost an ear It may sound shallow but I take my corn seriously"

"My wife said I never do anything for her so I packed her bags and put them outside."

"What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380? Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380."

"The REAL 5 second rule? If you can get to it before the dog, it's yours."

"The past, present and the future started fighting. It was in*tense*"

"Why do people say love is like chemistry? Because you can put it in someones drink"