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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick it up and suck his dick"
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"What do you call a stillborn grizzly cub? Unbearable"
"Imagine if you killed a shark then got reincarnated as a shark but the shark you killed was really popular & all the sharks knew it was you."
"2 out of 3 Americans live beside a paedophile Not me though. I live beside two hot 12 year olds"
"First 20 minutes driving through farm country: ""Isn't this pretty?"" Next 3 hours: *can't remember a life before corn*"
"Isn't setting your Twitter feed to 'private' kinda like putting a velvet rope in front of an Arby's?"
"I love when football players put their t-shirts over their shoulder pads because they look like business women from the 80s."
"What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing? Carlos."
"If a guy says you're hot, he's looking at your body. If he says you're pretty, he's looking at your face... If he says you're fabulous, he's looking at your brother"
"Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable"