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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs."
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"Have uou ever played the Michael Brown drinking game? You just stand there and take 8 shots"
"""Hey man what happened to you, you look like you've been in a fight?"" - ""You should see the other guy..."" ""He was fucking huge, I didn't stand a chance"""
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car? Rex (made this one up myself!)"
"Has anyone heard of the movie 'Constipation'? No because it hasn't come out yet. Huehuehuehuehue"
"Father catches his son masturbating. Father says, ""Son, you'll go blind if you keep that up. Son says, ""I'm over here dad."""
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! ... I'll show my way out"
"My life would be a lot easier if when shopping online there was a ""Sort by least ugly"" option."
"What's yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !"