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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish? A couple of weeks"

"Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact? It was completely runed."

"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racists."

"I saw two blind people on campus today One of them walks by the same spot every day at 1:20. I've never seen the other one before. I don't think she's seen me either... or ever will."

"Three guys walk into a bar... John Wick kills them with a pencil. A fucking pencil."

"Where do naughty rays of light go? Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)"

"God finally answer my prayers for winning the $15 million lottery. The answer is no."

"Did you hear about the stallion and the mare? They had a stable relationship."

"How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America? He became a Muslim."