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Joke of the Day
"Is it strange how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how strange it is?"
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"My friend sure changed when she became a vegetarian... (fixed) I mean, she never actually told me she was a vegetarian. But they say you are what you eat. And now she's a vegetable."
"Went to watch a blonde comedian And all she kept doing was bending down and looking at the floor. I guess she was just looking for some laughs."
"*cape flaps in the wind* Me: Are you ready to defend freedom for another day, Captain K? Mom: Quit blocking the fan and put the cat down."
"Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation? He needed some time to himself to decompose."
"A Jewish man gets hit by a car... in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital the paramedic asks ""are you comfortable?"" the Jewish man shrugs. ""I make a living."""
"What you call a Dildo with six heads? Hail Hydra!"
"How did the trout become a symbol for Christianity? Easy. By dropping ""trou"""
"One of my peers asked me where I saw myself in 5 years. After struggling to come up with an answer, I decided to go get laser eye surgery. Now I've got 2020 vision...."
"Lol at birds that walk places."