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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the ones you have!"" Grandma: ""Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing."""

"Half of all bears are smarter than the average bear. It's not that big a deal."

"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer"

"Love is grand Divorce is a HUNDRED grand..."

"Have you seen my LSD? No but have you seen the Dragon in the kitchen?"

"For all the English lovers... The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"My friend taught his female dog to add. That sumbitch."

"I have an original joke. Just kidding. I couldn't find one to repost."

"What do you call an illegitimate female cow? Miss Steak"

"Q- How many billionaires does it take to make Batman A- Three. Two to die and one to never get over it. I heard this in the game Arkham Knight"