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Joke of the Day

"""haha this costume party is great"" ""sir PLEASE get off the table"" ""cool librarian costume"" *sprays silly string* ""hey dude nice police costu"

"I like my women exactly how I like my pet. I like both to be horse!"

"Saw Bono kissing himself in the mirror. I looked at him in disgust and said.... ""Get a room U2!"""

"People who say they don't have any problems are lying to you, but at least give them credit for not telling you about them."

"Dark humour is like food Not everyone gets it"

"Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"My missus hates it when I put her chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers. It gets her Snickers in a Twix."

"What do you call a lonely terrorist? ISIL-ated"

"If the angel Gabriel came from heaven how was he so sure that Mary was pregnant?"

"Hamburglar search history: sentence for stealing burgers do inmates get burgers what is prison ""beef"" countries that don't extradite"