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Joke of the Day

"If girls be trippin' as much as I'm told they are... They should go to the doctor to see if they have an ear infection."

"Did you hear about the two fat guys who ran in the marathon? One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts."

"I wish Gene Wilder was still alive today... He'd probably be ecstatic knowing one of his oompa loompa's grew up to be president :')"

"Well... Well... Well... Welcome to stutterers anonymous"

"Everything is always funnier once you are not allowed to laugh."

"Why I dislike this sub: There's not enough cheese and bacon on it. I think I'll go to a different place for lunch next time."

"Why aren't Jews easily distracted? because they've been to concentration camp."

"If you're having luftballon problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 luftballons and whatever whatever I don't speak German"

"Dear student loan, Thank you for saving my life. I can't think of how I can ever repay you."

"I'm so out of shape Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me"