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Joke of the Day

"If girls be trippin' as much as I'm told they are... They should go to the doctor to see if they have an ear infection."

"Did you hear the one about Jerry Sandusky molesting kids? If not, it's okay - neither did the Police."

"What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day? A Buddha Pest."

"[OC] I found a dead bird outside. It smelt fowl."

"God: I made the sky a canvas, the sun & the clouds an ever changing painting of colorful beauty. Devil: I made potato chips."

"I'd like to shake the hand of the guy who invented the snooze button... in like 9 minutes."

"I'm trying to get in shape and be more politically correct. I rehydrate with LGBTQtorade"

"I asked a chinese girl for her number... She replied ""sex! sex! sex!...Freeee sex tonight!"" I said ""wow"", then her friend said ""She means 6663629"""

"Why did EA cross the road? BUY THE SEASON PASS TODAY TO FIND OUT!"

"What's the #1 thing that pisses off redditors? You're grammar"