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Joke of the Day

"Why I dislike this sub: There's not enough cheese and bacon on it. I think I'll go to a different place for lunch next time."

"How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend? ""Pasta la vista, baby."""

"If a woman sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut. But if a guy does the same thing, then he's gay."

"What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian? The canoe tips."

"Batman Begins Twerking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"

"Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: ""Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"""

"What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen? Carlos"

"They should just draw a fart on the car A/C ""recirculate"" button."

"*Goes to work* *Punches clock* *Gets fired for breaking clock*"

"9 out of 10 people agree... Gangbangs are AWESOME!"