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Joke of the Day
"Dear student loan, Thank you for saving my life. I can't think of how I can ever repay you."
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"Where do snowmen dance? At the snowball!"
"What do you call a German think tank? An answer panzer!"
"What do you call a broken square? A REKTangle"
"What's the Italian word for suppository? innuendo"
"The groom was furious and told me I was a terrible best man. I was speechless."
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. Until the library kicked me out...."
"5 dicks So I was at a bar and couldn't help but notice the guy next to me was pissing with 5 dicks. I was like ""Krakens! How do those even fit in your pants?"" He replied ""They fit like a glove."""
"I get chills down my spine every time I hear the song Stayin' Alive... I don't know, there's something about the Bee Gees that just gives me the heebie jeebies"
"I never sign anything until I pretend to read it first.."