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Joke of the Day

"I'm so out of shape Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind doing a 5k but my running group wants to do a 10k and i really don't like them :-D"

"An Indian man was arrested He tried to talk his way out of trouble and kept currying on with the excuses, but the police were having naan of it!"

"If you are what you eat... I can see why some men are assholes and some women are dicks."

"What did the animal killer scream as he attacked the alpaca farm in Tibet? DIIIIIEEEEE LLAMA!"

"How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !"

"*tree falls in the forest* *tree pretends to start jogging so it doesn't look like an idiot*"

"Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out, after the break."

"What's the difference between a cockroach and the Japanese? A nuke won't kill a cockroach"

"Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand? Because it's two tired."