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Joke of the Day
"Everything is always funnier once you are not allowed to laugh."
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"Siri, answer all of my toddler's stupid questions."
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"uh NEWS FLASH Keith ur name rhymes w/ teeth. Yea how do u like them apples Mouth Boy. How do u like them apples promoting good oral hygiene"
"Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming."
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"In honor of women's day I would like to honestly say that...."" Life with out you ladies would literally be a pain in the ass"""
"A taliban and his wife are getting ready to go to sleep at night... ...but before that, the taliban goes out to pee. He returns back all wet. ""Is it raining outside?"" ""No, it's windy..."""