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Joke of the Day
"Well... Well... Well... Welcome to stutterers anonymous"
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"Yes, 911, that guy just fed my house letters again."
"I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together."
"If corporations are people then that's really gross because we walk inside of them all the time."
"What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop? Your tires are low."
"Life is a lot like a piece of toilet paper. You're either on a roll, or you're taking shit from some asshole."
"The GPA is not my son... But I will raise it."
"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"Why couldn't the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe."
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them. (Works better in spoken format, I know)"