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Joke of the Day
"You mean you can actually put the cork back in a wine bottle? Hahahaa WHY!!??"
Next Joke
"If a vegetarian eats vegetables... What does a humanitarian eat?"
"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9."
"Knock, knock. Honey, have you finished taking pictures of yourself for facebook? Daddy needs to take a sh!t.."
"So I bought some shoes from a guy on the street... Anyways he turned out to be a drug dealer, and I'm not sure what they were laced with but I just keep trippin'."
"What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone? a Snapping Turtle"
"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny."
"Why did the sasquatch go on a diet? He didn't want to be Obeast."
"My buddy's phone autocorrected ""wife"" to ""wide"" and now he's living in my garage."
"My therapist encouraged me to stop bending over backwards for people. But just between us, I really miss yoga."