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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore... I had to put my foot down"
Next Joke
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you'll wish you had a fucking club and a spade."
"Scientists have identified the dog particle. It is a good particle. Such a good particle yes it is. Does it want a treatsy weatsy yes it doe"
"My friend thinks he so smart. He says onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face"
"Just saw a bundt so big and beautiful I changed my sexual orientation to cake."
"A fish swam into a concrete wall... He said damn"
"Have you heard about the invention of the white board It's remarkable."
"I like people how I like my coffee... I don't like coffee!"
"Snowstorm They call me the snowstorm, I'll give you 6-8 inches and make it difficult to get around the next day."
"What is a polygon? A dead parrot."