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Joke of the Day

"I got a sweater for Christmas... ...but what I really wanted was a moaner or a screamer. From: Jerry ""The King"" Lawler"""

"What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time? A line of marathon runners"

"Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary? She needed more concentration."

"I killed my wife because I heard mourning sex was so great."

"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."

"Jimmy was blowing bubbles in the bathtub... then Bubbles got up and left."

"Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?"

"Starlord: Galaxy. Superman: Earth. Spiderman: NYC. And then there's Daredevil micromanaging the shit out of 10 blocks in midtown Manhattan."

"I own box sets of both the Star Wars and Star Trek franchises in case you were wondering if virginity can grow back."

"what keeps the lions from leaving the savannah the ele-fence"