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Joke of the Day
"If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either."
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"Canadian and a American watching a movie Canadian: Lets watch a movie. American: Have you seen Titanic? Canadian: What's that about? American: Yes, it was. A big one that sank."
"Two were sitting in the table on a bar First one: We are leaving. Second one: No, we are staying. First one: WE ARE LEAVING. Battery on my phone is 4%."
"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."
"If a person dies after suffering an average number of strokes for their age did they make par?"
"As I get older, I'm really just looking for Girls Gone Mild."
"""If you film it, they will cum."" That's the tagline for my new baseball porno, Field of Creams. Based on the life of Hoeless Joe."
"Getting asked 'you want a fork' by a hot Chinese waitress is misleading as fork to my american ears"
"Karate classes... Because breaking boards on your head is all cool and shit if a House ever starts attacking you."