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Joke of the Day

"ME: I want to take long walks with you. HER: Aww...are you a romantic? ME: No, I don't have a car."

"What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper? a Marxman"

"Walk up in the club like ""hey do you have to buy anything to use the bathroom?"""

"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing..."

"The scariest moment in the world is when a 3yo looks at you and says CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH"

"How do you ruin a joke? By reposting it every week!"

"What do you call a happy penguin? A pengrin!"

"A Poem Roses are grey. Violets are grey. Lol, I'm a dog."

"Do you think Kanye West will becom president? I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."

"The F.U.N. Song F is for fascists who kill jews together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and any time at all down in the auschwitz death camp"