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Joke of the Day

"Me: ""I like you."" Date: ""I like you, too."" Me: ""Well this just got boring."""

"""looks like a burrito fell out his pocket, hes crawling up to get it and crying. thats gonna cost points"" - commentators on my snowboard run"

"Why do suicide bombers have 72 virgins? one for each chunk."

"A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife... but a Tiger Wood"

"I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer."

"Knock Knock Joke (created by a 4yo) Knock knock - Who's there? Apple - Apple who? *pause* APPLE NOTHING! APPLES DON'T SAY ANYTHING! YOU'RE SO WEIRD, DADDY!"

"All the Prince jokes here Who the fuck is/was Prince."

"Ritalin and Adderall Market Research says they both tested well among focus groups."

"How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!"

"Why would Batman always beat Superman? because, being rich, Bruce Wayne can ride a horse properly."