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Joke of the Day
"Why do suicide bombers have 72 virgins? one for each chunk."
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"My friends tell me I'm condescending Condescending is when you talk down to people"
"This strange woman won't stop talking to me so I'm going to stare at her eyebrows until she gets paranoid and leaves me alone."
"How does Darth Vader manage to eat through that mask? He's Force fed"
"My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more."
"Nobody in America dies as a virgin... because our government fucks us all."
"Naming my law firm/night club ""Mullet."" People will have to walk through the business in the front to get to the party in the back."
"A toilet was stolen from a police station today... It's a pretty serious crime. The police have nothing to go on."
"What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman? Snow balls"
"Your honor, I second that motion Judge: Ma'am, I'm simply reading your husband's request to be cremated"