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Joke of the Day

"*hears a man crying in a bathroom stall at work* ""Excuse me, are you okay? Because you're kinda stealing my thing"""

"""Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..."" *sees Grim Reaper in passenger seat* *sigh* ""and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"""

"What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech? [deleted]"

"My son got thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class jack him off... I said ""Son, That's three schools this year...maybe teaching is not for you"""

"Two guys walked into a bar.. You would think one of them would of ducked!"

"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy"

"If you love someone let them go. If they come back they probly forgot their keys or something & yikes that's gonna be an awkward 30 seconds."

"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea."

"""Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong."" Muhammad Ali"