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Joke of the Day

"I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer."

"Who do mice worship? Cheesus. :)"

"Maybe tomorrow I'll do that thing I said I'd do yesterday."

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough."

"Some of the best decisions I've ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send."

"Spider-Man Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can Spins a web Any size Catches thieves Eats those guys Hey wait Don't do that Spider-Man"

"I'm bored. If I were a man I would be scratching my balls right now."

"Steve Jobs will be back He's an Android afterall."

"Flavor Flav is the bomb \()/ "

"I saw a Buzzfeed article about the top 10 ways to execute someone. Number 3 will shock you."