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Joke of the Day
"I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer."
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"Whenever I'm tempted to talk shit to a perfect stranger on Reddit I always remember my mother's wise words: ""Shut your fucking mouth, no one cares what you think."""
"If the Hipster fad were to end... Would we even hear about it?"
"Never make the same mistake twice. Make it three times. Be sure."
"I texted and drive sometimes I guess we all do stupid things when we're drunk"
"when people post the punchline in the title You know what I hate?"
"I've decided to delete my Twitter. I keep feeling that people are following me."
"The award for best X-Man goes to... Caitlyn Jenner."
"If one drop of semen contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires s*ck co*k? Oh wait, Twilight."
"How do you cut off a redneck's dick? Kick his sister in the jaw"