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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Joke (created by a 4yo) Knock knock - Who's there? Apple - Apple who? *pause* APPLE NOTHING! APPLES DON'T SAY ANYTHING! YOU'RE SO WEIRD, DADDY!"

"""NO YOU'RE DRUNK,"" she says playfully into the mirror, then promptly resumes disappointing her boyfriend's mom at family dinner."

"Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag? A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer."

"I'd do anything to never be hungover again Except stop drinking"

"Why didn't the armless man get the joke? He just couldn't grasp it."

"There are three kinds of women: the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority."

"A man goes into a bakery and asks for 99 loaves of bread... ""Why not make it a 100 loaves?"" asks the baker, to which the man responds ""who the fuck eats that much bread?!""."

"Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist. His name was Frank Einstein"

"What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaahh ahhh cough cough"