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Joke of the Day
"Ritalin and Adderall Market Research says they both tested well among focus groups."
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"I apologize for referring to your newborn baby as a Questionable Spinoff"
"Usually when I try to be slick and say ""keep the change,"" the money I've handed over doesn't cover what I'm trying to purchase"
"Today is my birthday... and I'm Jewish."
"If it wasn't for auto-tune Jennifer Lopez would be selling rugs and little Puerto Rican flags out of a van at the intersection by the mall."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Some insensitive asshole was tapping it to certain death on his iPhone."
"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and nine other types of people."
"Umm..I don't want to be ""that inmate,"" but could you tell the chef that this needs more salt."
"An Irish Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar."
"My gf texted me ""myspacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Do any of you know what ""ternative"" means?"