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Joke of the Day
"All the Prince jokes here Who the fuck is/was Prince."
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"I've been told I can be a bit condescending. That means I talk down to people."
"A man walks into a bar It hurt"
"Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water. God knows what they did up there because they came down with a daughter."
"Got run over by a limo today Took fucking ages"
"There are two things I don't like in my girlfriend. It's her chin."
"Thought I could safely force a fart... But it backfired."
"How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating."
"What do you call a man with a penis in the middle of his face? Fuck nose."
"Unless you're going to tell me there's a sniper target on me, I can wait for you to finish chewing to hear what you have to say. Thanks."