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Joke of the Day

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)"

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat."

"how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia? when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!"

"If electricity always follows the path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning only strike in France?"

"What do you call a pregnant stewardess? Pilot error"

"How did I escape Iraq? Iran."

"Two guys walk into a bar... The third one ducks."

"Hey, you funny fellows, what are some nonchalant jokes to tell people that do not sound like a joke at first? I need to impress my friends with Internet stuff, gosh."

"The dream of a every man with a fat belly... Is to just look down and be able to see his willy."