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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pregnant stewardess? Pilot error"
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"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture."
"Why do lesbians shop at the Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dicks."
"An old man on went Facebook You'll never believe what happens next."
"God plays Sims You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action."
"""Why don't you have kids yet?"" is a great question, ma'am, but I'm saving that conversation for the right total stranger at this gym."
"Accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles last night. Going for a crap could spell trouble."
"I became rich by selling fertilizer. I have some very prosperous phosphorus."
"I came across a lost kid in my neighborhood the other day Now I have to register everywhere I live and put a sign in my yard :("
"I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do"