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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"
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"What do you call a gullible Indian? A Naive American. Literally just came up with this."
"wife: ""he never reacts appropriately, just tell him"" doctor: ""ok, keith we had to remove both your legs"" me: ""where will i keep my car keys"""
"Why is it illegal to masturbate on an airplane? Because its high jacking."
"""daddy where do babies come from"" ""we just don't know, sweetie...*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* ""...we just don't know"""
"Did you hear about the Texas hipster whose bicycle was broken? He was fixin' to get his fixie fixed."
"A dwarf psychic escaped from a police holding cell. Headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""
"You shouldn't worry about headaches I mean, it's all in your head."
"Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period."
"Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount."