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Joke of the Day

"If electricity always follows the path of least resistance, why doesn't lightning only strike in France?"

"Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears? Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS."

"What do the Green Bay Packers and Monica Lewinsky have in common? Clinton Dix, haha."

"How did the Jewish Pedophile try to pick up kids? Hey, you kids wanna buy some candy?"

"Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off."

"I argued constantly with my boss, so in the end I got the sack And buried him in it."

"Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."

"Me: Can I leave early? Boss: Why? Me: Death Boss: Who died? Me: No one yet Boss: Me: Boss: Get out"

"Saw an attractive Muslim girl the other day.... ""Was she sunni?"" ""Nah, shi-ite"""

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''."