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Joke of the Day

"Hey, you funny fellows, what are some nonchalant jokes to tell people that do not sound like a joke at first? I need to impress my friends with Internet stuff, gosh."

"What do you call a one-legged Asian woman? Irene."

"How many black people does it take to start a riot. -1 I stole this."

"Where did Josh Duggar take his first Ashley Madison date? Subway"

"Noisy Nights by Constance Norah"

"So there was a pediatrist... no, wait a doct- a... Gynecologist *that's it!* Anyway... I walk in and... ""Sorry, I fucked up the delivery everybody. Also, your baby is dead."""

"If I had known what cleaning a toilet is like with a husband and two sons I would've become a lesbian."

"Jamaican space program. Have you heard of the Jamaican space program? they just keep getting higher and higher and higher......"

"Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a mexican drug lord."

"What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...? . . . . UCLA."