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Joke of the Day

"On its wedding night, why did the jungle cat have sex with the hotel receptionist? It was a fast cheetah"

"This is not a joke, just wanted to say this. A repost means nothing other than a Joke worth re-telling."

"I heard there are only 140 characters allowed on Twitter, but that can't be true. I've been on there before - almost everyone is a character."

"The United States has fallen into disrepair, due to a great catastrophe... ...they say it was called: ""The 2016 Presidential Election Season"""

"Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !"

"Steven Avery Did you see all the buzz on tv about the Wisconsin criminal that is working the system to manipulate the public for a second chance? Steven Avery no, Scott Walker!"

"Just saw a woman, covered in red paint, running and screaming from an abandoned country house, LOL good prank."

"Joe: Hey Barack, why does Trump wanna ban preshredded cheese Barack: Joe please Joe: TO MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN Barack: I swear to God"

"What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a windshield? His ass."

"Ways to win my heart: 1) Be cute 2) Be kind 3) Be cheesecake"