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Joke of the Day

"How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? An arm and a leg."

"Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!"

"Why is Chicago called the Windy City? Because Indiana sucks and Wisconsin blows"

"What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim-lich maneuver."

"Watching seals have sex has got to be the most disturbing thing I've watched today over and over."

"Lindt Chocolate are to make a new Chocolate bar to commemorate the terrorist attack on its cafe in Sydney It will be called allahu akBAR"

"SON: [Stood by tree with apple on head] Dad, what ever happened to my three younger brothers? WILLIAM TELL: [Aiming arrow] ....Chicken pox"

"Did you hear about the midget, fortune teller who was wanted by the police? It was a small medium at large."

"A friend bet me I couldn't piss in a Dyson Airblade Boy, did that blow up in my face."

"Man goes to the doctor because he believes he might have hemorrhoids He did and it was rather uncomfortable"