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Joke of the Day
"What did the sick fish say when he got sick? ""I've cod a cold."""
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"Can someone help me decide which Nirvana album to buy? Wait, Nevermind"
"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe!"
"How does Shrek describe his sex with Fiona? Medi-Ogre"
"It's ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can't see how stupid they look."
"Have you been to Iran? You shouldn't go, I heard they don't like Joggers there."
"What would you call a democrat and republican coming together as one in the bible? A Bernie Bush"
"A man bets his wife that she can't make him happy and mad at the same time She says, ""Your dick is bigger than all your friends' dicks!"""
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" usually mean the same thing ...except at a funeral"
"I'm so good at making puns they call me the punisher."