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Joke of the Day
"A girls diet always starts tomorrow..."
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"i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in the checkout lane. like oops thats right i have a baby to feed"
"if I was ever in prison I'd quickly assert dominance by giving everyone a fabulous makeover"
"What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday? A once in a lifetime opportunity."
"My mom asked me a question and when I went to answer she said, ""Hold on I can't hear you. I gotta turn on the light."" The dark was too loud?"
"Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members? Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :("
"What do you call a deaf quadriplegic? Whatever you want"
"My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of the guard tower."
"(car dealer) is the passenger seat also heated? ""Aww for ur wife?"" *imagines putting a fast food bag on warm seat after the drive-thru* yes"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... In an airtight bag in the freezer."