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Joke of the Day
"Saying ""EA Sports it's in the game,"" along with the guy who says it."
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"[Haunted House] Ghost:You've been here a week Me: I like you G:You knew what this was M: I thought I was your boo G: I say that to everyone"
"[alien taking notes] Humans: Reluctant to common sense gun control, yet somehow completely overreactive when approached by a bee."
"What do you call a Jewish cop? Kosher Pork."
"Food has replaced sex in my life. I can't even get into my own pants."
"'I have trains ran on me all the time.' - Railroads. Or my ex-girlfriend."
"""*RING**RING* in the middle Of night! ""Hello?"" ""Hey man are you home?"" ""No dude i just picked up my house phone from Burger King."""
"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him"
"What do you call a sad elk? Lachry-moose"
"Wait, Australia is 14 hours ahead of America? Thanks for the 9/11 warning!"