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Joke of the Day

"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind!"

"Hi Officer I was pulled over one day and the officer looked at me ask asked ""How high are you?"" I laughed and said ""No officer, you said it wrong, it's Hi how are you"""

"FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it."

"You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it."

"I recently bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you."

"*The most messed up jokes you know* I'll start: What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy? Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen."

"a feminist walks into a bar Long story short, she got raped."

"An app that tells you how Raven something is."