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Joke of the Day

"FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it."

"Why don't you transport onions by boat? You don' want your boat to be full of leeks."

"Obama is a lot like college Everyone wants four more years, but nobody wants to pay for it."

"Frog parking only. All others will be toad."

"The joke's not here.... It's in the comments."

"There should be way more poetry about cheeseburgers."

"April showers bring the May flowers. What do the May Flowers bring? Pilgrims"

"Biggest Jewish Dilemma? Free Bacon!!"

"tegrof reven 11/9"

"*turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color"