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Joke of the Day

"Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods..... #8 will blow your mind!"

"Didn't sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done."

"Muhammad Ali recently died, but look at the bright side: At least he isn't shaking anymore."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !"

"Why did god give women yeast infections? So they know what it is like to live with an irritating cunt. Zing!"

"My dad asked me if it's true that if you spend too much time on Reddit, you'll become an idiot ""Kek"", I said."

"what do you call a cheap circumsion A rip off"

"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"

"The men who fought in the Revolutionary War were very brave. They would take turns standing there shooting at each other... ...and that takes balls."

"I'm trying to invent a belt made of clocks But my friends keep telling me it's a waist of time"