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Joke of the Day

"The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic."

"I recently bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"

"A preacher visits a prison to give a sermon. All the inmates attend the service. The preacher opens with ""It brings me joy to see you all here"""

"Just checked FaceBook.. Apparently there are only 4 more days till the weekend.. I'll keep you posted if anything changes guys"

"Potty humor... Have you ever taken a shit that smelled so bad, you had to re-evaluate your lifestyle? I either need to become a vegetarian, or do a colon cleanse with holy water."

"There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans."

"Sodium and Hydrogen should be friends. NaH, sounds like a bad idea"

"When you drop the toilet paper and the roll world unravels before your eyes"

"On Reddit, they say that you should never stick your dick in crazy. But this is not true. The problems only start when you take your dick *out* of crazy."