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Joke of the Day
"An app that tells you how Raven something is."
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"Almost arrived at work when my kid asked ""Where're we going?"" Who the hell did I just drop off at school?!"
"What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common? Both are good places to find Catfish"
"Told my doctor I wanted him to check my prostate without lube He put both his hands on my shoulders and went to town"
"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? Don't worry, he can read lips."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite drink? A white Russian."
"TIL it is impossible to look at your nose while sticking out your tongue without looking ridiculous."
"I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house."
"I'm really claustrophobic and just walked into a room crammed full with married people... Luckily there wasn't a single person in it"
"A joke from my old physics professor.. How Long is a battleship. True or false? False. How Long is a man from China."