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Joke of the Day

"a feminist walks into a bar Long story short, she got raped."

"I asked my Grandfather what it's like to have Alzheimer's. He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences."

"What is a dentist's favorite time of the day? 2:30"

"What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I need space."

"Money doesn't impress me. You know what does? Treehouses."

"""I saw a really nice chair yesterday."" - if your grandma tweeted"

"My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket, I told her straight up I was cheating, there was no way I was going to confess I sell AVON.."

"What did the Nazi do after World War II? He became a veteran Aryan."

"That dentist in the news is getting attacked by the public and so far he hasn't said anything I guess he really took that laying down"

"I hate it when you gain 10 pounds for a role... And then remember that you're not an actor."