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Joke of the Day

"When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug? When it gets a handle on life."

"How did ""Hans Solo"" not catch on as an euphemism for masturbation?"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his drink before it was cool"

"My new puppy is an excellent blacksmith... ...every time I yell he makes a bolt for the door!"

"What did one buttcheck say to the other buttcheck? After all the shit that has been between us, we will never be apart."

"Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. ""What's the score Gramps?"" ""92 to 86."" ""Who's winning?"" I asked. ""92"""

"Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers? A Dell"

"Life is like a cup of coffee... No matter how much sugar you put in it, there's always grounds at the end."

"I broke my can opener.... .... I guess it was a can't opener. Source: happened when I tried to open a can of soup this morning."

"#hashtag From the stoners who brought you ""420"" and ""hella"" comes the hot new game Hash Tag!! cause, i mean, come on...regular tag just isn't that fun."