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Joke of the Day
"How did ""Hans Solo"" not catch on as an euphemism for masturbation?"
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"What do you call a joke with no punchline? Ba-dum-tss"
"My friend asked me if I was interested in a chess tournament. I said yes and he tried to sell me a sculpture of a woman's tits."
"I have found the secret to intradimensional travel"
"British men is visiting Australia. Learn: The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""
"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."
"Tiger, Lance and Tom walk into a cold bar... ""Heaters,"" the bartender cries in frustration, ""I told him to send me heaters!"""
"Paris Hilton says that bees frighten her. I bet the rest of the alphabet does too."
"I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. ""You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"""
"A pumpkin-shaped woman should never wear a bright orange top and a brown beret unless she wants to make my whole fucking day."