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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a cup of coffee... No matter how much sugar you put in it, there's always grounds at the end."

"How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk? Udderly useless."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. *drops mic, gets beat by security*"

"This sushi restaurant has the worst service ever. ""Sir, this is an aquarium."""

"So I had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...It made no cents"

"I think it's obvious that Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga should do a side project together and call it Goo Goo Gaga."

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"

"Women don't deserve to be paid as much as men and should stay in the kitchen. I'd go on, but that's the misogyngist of it."

"What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries? Fibbinouchie."

"What would a reddit restaurant be called? Chooters"